Mass-Free
Food
The next generation of dieter's food beyond "fat-free" is
"mass-free". These will be extremely light but strong edible
structures made from freeze-dried agarose, the world's lightest solid
material. The material is colored, flavored, and texturized to resemble
bread, baked potato, etc. A "mass-free" hamburger on a bun
will weigh only 1 gram. Don't put mustard or ketchup (preferred IUPAC
nomenclature over "catsup") on it, because the water they
contain will break down the structure of the freeze-dried agarose.
Restaurants
Direct brain-implant/virtual-reality technology will let people experience
animal eating experiences. For example, you could directly experience
what a cat feels when it catches and eats a mouse. Restaurants will
specialize in particular eating experiences, for example they might
have a yard populated by rabbits and a set of falcons. Or a large aquarium
and some piranha.
Snack Food
In early 21st century, the most popular snack food will be Nacho Critters
edible robots by Nabisco. Based mostly on a wheat-corn alloy, fried
in zero-calorie non-fat vegetable shortening, these are little crisp
chips shaped like gingerbread men, but only about 1 1/4 inches tall
(that's 2.733 decihectares, for our Canadian friends). When you open
the bag, the sudden exposure to oxygen activates their neural circuitry
and locomotive machinery which permits them to walk around for a few
minutes. Open the bag, and they slowly walk out, then proceed in random
directions. Left to themselves, it creates a real mess because they
get into everything! Then they "die", which causes problems
if you got ants. It's fun to put the critters in a big jar with a stopper
on it and watch them crawl over each other trying to get out! Dogs and
cats love Nacho Critters!
Genetically
Engineered Food
Soon it will be possible to transfer genetic material between completely
different animals. The dream of a cow that gives chocolate milk is fast
approaching reality. How will this boon be used? Probably we'll make
many of the same combinations we do today in convenience foods for the
microwave, except the food would be grown in a pre-mixed, ready-to-eat
condition. Instead of buying frozen, you'll buy live! It'll taste much
better than frozen because it'll be real fresh, the animal not actually
dying until about 30 seconds after you hit START on the microwave. You
won't ever have to worry about your Chicken Cordon Bleu leaking, because
it won't have a seam. Advertising jingles can be genetically programmed
into the brains of food. Just stick the food in the oven, and in the
last few seconds you hear "M'mm m'mm good, m'mm m'mm good, Campbell's
ChickeAAAACK!"
Cooking
Shows
Advanced molecular replication technology will allow you to smell, taste,
and even sample the food seen on cooking shows. They may also be used
so that members of the audience can interact with the chef, sending
him samples of their own recipes. And you can enjoy the same meal over
and over again, just by popping the same tape in the TV. The TV and
microwave oven are likely to converge into a single unit, responsible
for both food and entertainment.
Food Scares
The one disease completely untreatable by advanced medical technology
is hypochondria. The sick minds that invent food scares like the recent
Alar hoax will need to become more sophisticated. For example, there
will be rumors of software bombs implanted in food programming. These
would range from just causing a case of gas, to making someone sick,
to programming all the food animals to rise up at one time and take
control of society.
Reuseable
Food
A food flavor delivery system, consisting of a texture unit and rate-controlled
flavor agent releasing system. It's sort of like a big piece of chewing
gum, except the texture will be programmable (e.g., chewy like jerky,
delicate and brittle like baklava, tender like meat). The flavor will
also be programmable, by releasing different flavors in unique combinations.
In fact, the flavor and texture can change while you're chewing it,
so a complete meal with many courses can be enjoyed without even removing
the device from your mouth.