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What's red and hot?

Summa Strawberry!

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How do you make a banana nutmilkshake?

Jump out and yell, BOO to the banana

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Why is a pea small and green?

Because if it was large and red it would be a tomato!

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn’t concentrate!

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Why was the mushroom invited to lots of parties?

Because he was a fungi to be with!

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Why did the orange stop at the top of the hill?

Because it ran out of juice!

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Why did the man pour vegies all over the world?

He wanted peas on earth.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What vegetable might you find in your basement?

Cellar-y.

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What is green and goes to a summer camp?

A Brussels' scout.

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