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What vegetable do you need a plumber for?

A Leek.

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Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled.

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Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?

The Salad Bar.

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What is small, red and whispers?

A hoarse radish.

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What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?

String beans

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Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

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When is a cucumber like a strawberry?

When one is in a pickle and the other is in a jam.

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What is a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone, with no dressing.

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What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me.

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What do you say to rotten lettuce?

You should have your head examined.

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Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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